Tuesday, November 13, 2007

SECRET DEODERANT

(Dated Jan.27th 2007)

Business proposal for marketing manager of Secret deodorant

YOU MAY NOTICE IN THIS LETTER IVE CHANGE IM CLOSING FROM "Complaining About Uesless Things INC." to "CAUT INC." IM HOPING BY DOING THIS THEY MAY TAKE MY LETTER A LITTLE MORE SERIOUSLY AND "CAUT" WORKS OUT ESPECIALLY WELL FOR THIS LETTER IN PARTICULAR!

www.secret.com

Im writing you in referance to the slogan "Strong enough for a man, made for a woman" now im planning a proposal to launch a new campaign. I would very much appreciate being able to use this. with this as a patented phrase well known to be attanched your your Secret Brand deodorant would there have to be royalties paid for the usage? I still havent presented my campaign idea yet, awaiting a response before from you 1st.

To fill you in on exactly what you would be lending your slogan to i'll fill you in a little bit. I have an opportunity to present through our judicial system a new anti jail rape campaign in all male facilities. Im thinking "Storng enough for a man, made for a woman" is the exact slogan for this, i mean they'll all get a good laugh but still get the message the penis is a sexual reproductive organ meant for the opposite sex, not for physically forced activity on your fellow man.

If you could please respond ASAP i have to get to work on the minor details still left.

Anthony Morris
CEO of CAUT Inc.

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