(Dated Jan.24th 2007)
***THIS LETTER WAS BY FAR,WITHOUT A DOUBT A HUGE SUCCESS!!! I NEVER DID RECEIVE A RESPONSE LETTER...BUT I DID EARN MYSELF OVER 500 HATE EMAILS FROM READERS WHO HAD A PROBLEM WITH IT...HAHA CHALK THAT ONE ONTO POINTS FOR ME...TOTAL SCORE: ME. 500pts REST OF SOCIETY. eat my dick, i thought the letter was funny but you've combine accomplished more than me so, say 501pts***
World Hunger Solution letter
The work you do is most admirable! Work with multiple organizations throughout the world to put a stop to hunger.What could be more a more respectable thing? I have recently been putting some thought into the work you do and think ive been able to come up with a simple, highly effective solution if we are only able to get this ball rolling! Now culturally this may not be widely accepted at the moment,but mind you beggars cant be choosers. I think its time you contact the SPCA and other simular organizations. Every day Nationwide there are Dogs and Cats being youthinized! Now dont you think it would be great to feed these animals to starving people ? In some Eastern countries these can be served as delicacies and in North America were wasting it? I think its time we all look at the bigger picture and kill 2 birds with one stone (not that i approve of killing birds with rocks) we can fix our growning animal problem as well as our starving people problem by combining forces. Canabalism is a little more controversial of a solution, but it would probably (literally) cut the starvation problem in half as well...Just a little "food for thought".
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