Tuesday, November 13, 2007


(Dated Jan.22nd 2007)

zara clothing letter


(For the record this is a made up situation hahahaha)

Well heres the current situation...As far as your clothing goes i happen to be a big fan.They look great, feel great, and have a long life.So i'll start with a thank you. So "thank you".My problem is with how hard it is to un-do the button on your Womens Jeans. Its been quite the task on several occasions, a race if you will, to get my girlfriends pants off before i lose my erection( i have poor circulation in my corpus cavernosa ) Now am i doomed to a life long battle of the jeans ? im writing you in hopes you can make a more easily accessable pair of pants (Velcro?) so people all over the world with simular difficulties can enjoy the animalistic plessures of sex too!

Anthony Morris
CEO of Complaining about useless things INC.

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